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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Trending via Threads:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Reported on Telegram:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Making waves on X:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I probably think this song is about me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Just shared via Discord:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Shared recently on X:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Making waves on Threads:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Seen just now on Slack:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Seen just now on Slack:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Spotted on Slack:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Just shared via Discord:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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