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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Spotted on Threads:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Going viral on WeChat:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Going viral on Discord:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Spotted on Instagram:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Just shared via Instagram:

These aliens are taking forever.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Trending via WeChat:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Shared recently on Slack:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Trending via Slack:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Live now on Twitch:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Breaking via X:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Seen just now on Discord:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Reported on WhatsApp:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Just landed via Messenger:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Just shared via YouTube:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Just landed via Facebook:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Just shared via Telegram:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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