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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Just landed via WeChat:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Making waves on TikTok:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Making waves on X:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Breaking via YouTube:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Going bananas on X:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Live now on WeChat:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Spotted on Reddit:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Going bananas on Instagram:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Going viral on WeChat:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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