Funny forecast quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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