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Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Spotted on Telegram:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Making waves on TikTok:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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32 shares on YouTube this month:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

80 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

68 shares on Slack this month:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,288

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Making waves on Messenger:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Making waves on Twitch:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Just landed via Messenger:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Just shared via TikTok:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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