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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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The Netflix β€œRecommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, β€œI’ll be here when you need me”

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Breaking via Slack:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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