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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Just landed via Slack:

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Just shared via Twitch:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Breaking via Facebook:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Going viral on Discord:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Just landed via Reddit:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Trending via Reddit:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Going viral on WeChat:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Shared recently on Slack:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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99 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

51 shares on X this month:

Back to the Future and chill?

97 shares on TikTok this month:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

12 shares on X this month:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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Spotted on Snapchat:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Trending via Reddit:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Trending via Threads:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Going bananas on Messenger:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Spotted on Reddit:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Going viral on Slack:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Making waves on TikTok:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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