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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Making art is making love to the world.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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Just landed via YouTube:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Just shared via Facebook:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Just shared via Twitch:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Seen just now on Threads:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Just landed via YouTube:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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20 shares on X this month:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

68 shares on Threads this month:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

73 shares on X this month:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Just shared via Discord:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Making waves on Telegram:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

Breaking via Instagram:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Just landed via YouTube:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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