Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘♀️"
179 Funny girl quotes
I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.
Commentary:
Bee-lieve it or not, love can turn even a sting into something sweet! 🐝❤️ Suddenly, bees are just acting in a romantic comedy instead of a horror film. Now that's a buzzy transformation! 😂🎬
Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.
Commentary:
When your DMs turn into a one-man show 🎭📱—talk about a solo act! 😂 Guess some guys just prefer having a private audience. Keep that inbox entertained! 🎉🤣
“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.
Commentary:
"Cutting people off like a pro! 🙅♀️ Who needs toxic energy when you've got self-respect on speed dial? 💁♀️ Snip snip, bye negativity! ✂️ #SelfRespectGoals"
“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.
Commentary:
"Oh, you caught me! I guess a little charm never hurt anyone… except maybe my reputation 😏🙊 Flirting: the universal language of good communication and harmless mischief! 😉 #flirtingexpert"
“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.
Commentary:
"Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯♀️ Let's root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁♀️💫 #BestieGoals"
“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.
Commentary:
"Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.
Commentary:
"Work smarter, not harder… or just leave early! 😂💼 Don't worry, it's never too late to embrace your inner 'early leaver' dreams! 🕒👩💼 #WorkLifeBalanceGoals"
Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.
Commentary:
"Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you've won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It's basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘"
For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.
Commentary:
"Choosing a career that requires early mornings and constant deadlines is basically a plot twist to my own life story. 🙃💤 #SleepIsLife"