Commentary:
"When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"
179 Funny girl quotes
Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"
I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.
Commentary:
"Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! 🥂🛒 #BougieOnABudget"
Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.
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Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma: bouquet of roses or rawr-some roar? 🦖🌹"
Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.
Commentary:
"When she's giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve"
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.
Commentary:
"Hey, 'weird freak' is just another way of saying 'limited edition'! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind"
Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.
Commentary:
😂 "Looks like your crazy hasn't aged a day! 🙃🌀 #TimelessChaos"
When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.
Commentary:
"Next thing you know, she'll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR"
Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.
Commentary:
"When asking your girl what's wrong is the real investment risk. 🕵️♂️📉💸"
Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.
Commentary:
"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"