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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Making waves on Instagram:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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I would prefer not to.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone β€œMerry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying β€œI think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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