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Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,334

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Just shared via Twitch:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Just landed via YouTube:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Spreading quickly via X:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Live now on Twitch:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Seen just now on Threads:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Going viral on Threads:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

35 shares on X this month:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

91 shares on X this month:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,364

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Spotted on X:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Just landed via Slack:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Spotted on Discord:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Trending via Slack:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

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