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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via YouTube:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Breaking via Facebook:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Spotted on Pinterest:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Shared recently on Twitch:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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46 shares on Telegram this month:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,410

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Making waves on Telegram:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Trending via Reddit:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Trending via Messenger:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Breaking via Telegram:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Shared recently on Discord:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

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