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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,598

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Seen just now on Discord:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

Live now on WeChat:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Making waves on YouTube:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Making waves on Reddit:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Shared recently on X:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Just landed via Threads:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on TikTok this month:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

44 shares on Slack this month:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

18 shares on X this month:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

80 shares on X this month:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,636

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Trending via Pinterest:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Seen just now on Threads:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Making waves on Discord:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Spreading quickly via X:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Trending via Reddit:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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