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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Spotted on Reddit:

Life is weird and then you die.

Breaking via Telegram:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Spotted on TikTok:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Going viral on Reddit:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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