Funny horseman quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

  Commentary:
  "Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

  Commentary:
  🐎🔥 "I swear, the Four Horsemen must have opened a recruitment program at this rate! It's like we're ordering apocalypse riders off a fast-food menu – 'Can I get a side of famine with that, please?' 😂 #EndlessApocalypse"

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