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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Trending via WeChat:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Just landed via TikTok:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Spotted on TikTok:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Spotted on Facebook:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Making waves on Slack:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Just landed via Instagram:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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21 shares on Slack this month:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

82 shares on Twitch this month:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

48 shares on X this month:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Trending via Slack:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Spotted on Facebook:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Trending via Slack:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Going bananas on Messenger:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Shared recently on Reddit:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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