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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

Trending via Threads:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Live now on WeChat:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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56 shares on Messenger this month:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

22 shares on Slack this month:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

13 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Updated

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Spotted on Threads:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Trending via Pinterest:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Trending via Telegram:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Making waves on Slack:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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