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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Going viral on X:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Just landed via Messenger:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Going viral on Discord:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Live now on WhatsApp:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Trending via Pinterest:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Breaking via Twitch:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Going viral on Telegram:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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