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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Dec 27, 2025

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Just shared via Facebook:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Going viral on WeChat:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Making waves on Twitch:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Going viral on Messenger:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Funny humor about food quotes 🍕😂 serve up a tasty blend of laughs and cravings that satisfy your soul and your taste buds! Whether you’re a snack lover 🍩 or a full-course foodie 🍔, these witty bites add extra flavor to your day. Get ready to chuckle while dreaming of your next delicious bite—because good food and great humor are a recipe for happiness! 😋🎉

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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80 shares on Threads this month:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

99 shares on Discord this month:

I was dropped as an adult.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Just landed via Twitch:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Just landed via Discord:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Live now on Slack:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Going viral on TikTok:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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