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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡² has viewed:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has copied:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Spotted on Telegram:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Going viral on Twitch:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Trending via YouTube:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called β€œWhat Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Breaking via Telegram:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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93 shares on Facebook this month:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

88 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

80 shares on Threads this month:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like β€œa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has viewed:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has viewed:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has viewed:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ύ has copied:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ά has viewed:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Being strange is exhausting.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Going viral on Reddit:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Going viral on Twitch:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Just shared via Reddit:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Breaking via Discord:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, β€œhot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Spotted on Messenger:

β€œI’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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