35 Funny hurt quotes

• Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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  2 months ago

  am, hate, humor, hurt, i, irony, me, men, relationship, sarcasm, true, victim, yes

• The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, bump, even, female, female behavior, feminine, feminine urge, humor, hurt, i, ouch, pain, reaction, say, things, urge

• “I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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  3 months ago

  absolutely, election, hate, humor, hurt, hypocrisy, i, irony, only, people, politics, regret, thought, vote, voted, voter

• My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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  4 months ago

  animal, emotions, favorite, feelings, humor, hurt, me, self

• People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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  5 months ago

  annoyance, blind, blinds, closed, flight, humor, hurt, leave, passenger, people, plane, ride, travel

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