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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Just shared via WeChat:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Just shared via Twitch:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Trending via Instagram:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Just landed via Discord:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Trending via WeChat:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Going viral on Instagram:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Live now on YouTube:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Going viral on X:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Breaking via Twitch:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Going viral on Discord:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Trending via Messenger:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Trending via Slack:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Going viral on TikTok:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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