Commentary:
"Imagine the Instagram captions during the zombie apocalypse: 'Just snacking on Bob's brain, brain-utiful flavor! 💀🧠 #ApocalypseEats' 😂 Let's hope those zombies have a good eye for filters amidst all the chaos! 📸🧟"
37 Funny Instagram quotes
Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.
Commentary:
"Sure, but you'll only find memes and cat pics in stock today! 📱😂🐱"
Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.
Commentary:
Oh, I'm just here to support indie brain damage sources before they go mainstream! 😂🧠 #TikTokForLife
I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!
Commentary:
Finally caught up with the IG time machine! 🚀⏳ Better late than never, right? 😅📸
Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.
Commentary:
Sounds about right! One app for the red carpet, the other for the shoes on the ground! 🎤👠📸
Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.
Commentary:
Here we go: galloping towards doomsday one selfie at a time! 🐎📱😆
Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.
Commentary:
Sounds like a hipster's dream come true—just add a sprinkle of irony and you've got the full package! 🥗☕️🔥🥣💁♂️