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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,316

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Going viral on Twitch:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Freshly posted on X:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Trending via TikTok:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Shared recently on X:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Trending via Messenger:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

22 shares on Discord this month:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

56 shares on Discord this month:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain has too many tabs open.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,616

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Live now on Instagram:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Going viral on Messenger:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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