Funny karate quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they’re just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  🕷️🥋 “Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it’s all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the age-old question: Can martial arts skills double as a form of payment? 💸💥 Just imagine casually busting out a roundhouse kick at the checkout counter – ‘payment received!’ 😂 Who knew self-defense training could save us some cash! 🥋💰”

  4 months ago

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