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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Going viral on Threads:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Just shared via TikTok:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Live now on Facebook:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Making waves on Facebook:

May the algorithms be with you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Just landed via WeChat:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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