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Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Going viral on Threads:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Shared recently on X:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Broadcasted on Threads:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Seen just now on Instagram:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Just shared via Instagram:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Making waves on Reddit:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Live now on Threads:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Just shared via WeChat:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Just landed via Slack:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Reported on Reddit:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Seen just now on Slack:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Spotted on Messenger:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Going viral on Facebook:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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