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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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