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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Making waves on YouTube:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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