Funny make-up quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

  Commentary:
  "Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces 🤪 and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men 🧔. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! 😂💄🪒 #BeautyStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁‍♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁‍♂️✨ #MannersMakeover

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! 💁‍♀️💤 #NoJudgmentZone"

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