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Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,651

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Going viral on Facebook:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Making waves on Discord:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Shared recently on Instagram:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Going viral on Messenger:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

51 shares on Threads this month:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

58 shares on Discord this month:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

83 shares on X this month:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,362

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Seen just now on Threads:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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