Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a mortician glam squad🧟♀️💄? Talk about waking up looking drop dead gorgeous💀💅! Keeping it killer even in your dreams!😜"
20 Funny makeup quotes
Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.
Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁♂️✨ #MannersMakeover
I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
Commentary:
"Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"
Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.
Commentary:
"Note to self: Leave the smokey eye to the pros or risk entering the ring with McGregor. 🥊👀 #EyeMakeupGoneWrong"
My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.
Commentary:
Well, looks like that marriage just got a contouring lesson it won't forget! 💄💁♀️ Next time, hubby better think twice before questioning the power of makeup magic! 🔮✨ #MakeupTutorialMaster
What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.
Commentary:
"Just remember, that perfectly contoured makeup can only do so much when faced with a bad case of the Monday blues 🌧️💄 #BeautyIsSkinDeep"
Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"
One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
Commentary:
"Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! 💁♀️💤 #NoJudgmentZone"
I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"
I love when lashes make me look evil.
Commentary:
When your lashes give you that perfect villain vibe 😈😂🦹♀️