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Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via Snapchat:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Seen just now on Threads:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Just landed via Reddit:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Trending via WeChat:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Just shared via Twitch:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on TikTok this month:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

72 shares on Discord this month:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,343

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Making waves on Pinterest:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Making waves on Telegram:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Spotted on Telegram:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Spotted on Instagram:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Breaking via Facebook:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Just landed via Reddit:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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