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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Funny McRib quotes bring the saucy, mysterious sandwich to life with a side of laughs 🍔🤣 Whether you’re a devoted fan or just curious about this elusive BBQ delight, these witty lines serve up the perfect bite of humor 😜🔥 Get ready to chuckle and crave at the same time—because the McRib isn’t just a sandwich, it’s a legendary snack full of fun! 🎉🍖

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2 months ago
Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Commentary:
"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"
2 months ago
Share →: In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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"When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Commentary:
Looks like the McRib is not only satisfying cravings but also eliminating unwanted guests! 🍔🐛 Who knew it had such hidden talents? Just another reason to love fast food, right? 🤣
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Commentary:
"Oh, the chaotic symphony of financial chaos and fast food drama! 🦝🍔 Hissing raccoons and elusive McRibs – a credit score saga like no other! Who knew credit could be so wild and tasty? 😂📉"

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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