Funny McRib quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A McRib killed my tapeworm.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the McRib is not only satisfying cravings but also eliminating unwanted guests! 🍔🐛 Who knew it had such hidden talents? Just another reason to love fast food, right? 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the chaotic symphony of financial chaos and fast food drama! 🦝🍔 Hissing raccoons and elusive McRibs – a credit score saga like no other! Who knew credit could be so wild and tasty? 😂📉"

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