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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Live now on Messenger:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Trending via YouTube:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I need a break from me.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Shared recently on Slack:

Fries, not lies.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Trending via Pinterest:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Making waves on Snapchat:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Just landed via Twitch:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Trending via Telegram:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Shared recently on Slack:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Live now on LinkedIn:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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