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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Going viral on Telegram:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Just shared via Facebook:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Trending via TikTok:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Going viral on TikTok:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Going viral on X:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Live now on Twitch:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

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39 shares on X this month:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

100 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

44 shares on Discord this month:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

12 shares on Threads this month:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Just landed via X:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Trending via Instagram:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Breaking via Discord:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Going viral on Discord:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Just shared via Slack:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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