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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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