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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Going bananas on YouTube:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Breaking via Threads:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Making waves on YouTube:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Trending via Instagram:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Broadcasted on X:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Going viral on X:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Breaking via Instagram:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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72 shares on X this month:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

28 shares on X this month:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Live now on TikTok:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Seen just now on Discord:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Live now on Threads:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Live now on Telegram:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Breaking via YouTube:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Live now on X:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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