Commentary:
Still got a great memory and a wallet full of air 😂💸
452 Funny money quotes
I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.
Commentary:
I just hope your new roommates don't have too many legs! 🕸️🏠😂
Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.
Commentary:
Guess I should have hired a budget-priest instead! 🙃💰✂️
I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.
Commentary:
"Oops, looks like debt collectors will have to hunt down my past selves! 🕵️♂️💸 Time travel might be the only solution here! ⏳🚀 Oh well, new year, new debts to ignore! 😆💼 #OutOfSightOutOfMind"
Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!
Commentary:
Ah, the struggle of the generations past! 🎶💸 Today's youth can simply hit repeat on their favorite song without breaking the bank. Talk about a bargain for their earworm needs! 😄🎵 #DigitalAgeBenefits #ThankYouStreamingPlatforms
Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
Commentary:
"Spending $20: the classic tale of good intentions and sneaky temptations 🤑💸 Just like a game of 'would you believe,' your wallet always ends up saying 'Oh, I believe it, all right!' 🙈💸 #OopsIDidItAgain"
Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the perfect recipe for a mid-life crisis comedy movie plot 🎥🍿! Too young, too poor, and too…fluffy to be a stripper- now that's what we call life's sweet irony! Let's just keep on truckin' and see where the chips fall! 💃🏼💸🍰 #LifeGoals"
I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between money and time 🤑⏳ If only we could adjust the calendar to suit our finances! Who's with me on petitioning for a 10-day month? 🗓💸 #FinancialGenius"
You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
Commentary:
"Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!"
I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Never mind, it's only 10 bucks' turning into 'Wait, why is my bank account crying?' 💸😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until you check your credit card statement! 💳🔍"