Funny naughty quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, not the dreaded "bedroom penalty" 😱😄 Guess I’ll need a timeout… or a snack in there! 🍪🚪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal debate of who's naughty and who's nice! 🤔 Let's face it, we're all a bit mischievous at heart, but some just have a black belt in cheekiness! 😈🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Santa has upgraded to social media surveillance 🎅📱! Keeping tabs on who's been naughty or nice through Instagram filters and Twitter threads.📸🎄 Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by cat videos or TikTok challenges! 😂🎅📲 #SantaStalkingOnline

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's sleigh isn't the only thing that slides into your DMs! 🎅📱 If he ever takes a scroll through your social media, you might be unwrapping a whole lot of therapy sessions this Christmas! 😂🎁#NaughtyListBound

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