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Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡± has bookmarked:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡° has viewed:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡± has shared:

Going from β€œI can fix her” to β€œI don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡« has copied:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡° has downloaded:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨ has downloaded:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Just landed via Discord:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Going viral on X:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Spotted on Reddit:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Trending via TikTok:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Shared recently on X:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Just shared via Reddit:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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40 shares on Reddit this month:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Blink if you want me!

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

60 shares on Slack this month:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has copied:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡― has shared:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΅ has shared:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has shared:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡± has copied:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has viewed:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Spotted on Messenger:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Live now on Facebook:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Just shared via WeChat:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Trending via Twitch:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Spotted on Reddit:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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