Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,430

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Spotted on Messenger:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Trending via Slack:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Seen just now on Messenger:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Live now on X:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Funny naughty quotes

Funny naughty quotes are the perfect blend of cheeky humor and playful mischief 😈✨. They add a sprinkle of sass to your day and keep the laughs rolling 😂🔥. Whether you’re looking to spice up your captions or share a wink with friends, these witty lines bring out your fun side with just the right amount of naughtiness 😉💬. Get ready to giggle and blush at the same time!

New funny naughty quotes 👇

All funny naughty quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

57 shares on YouTube this month:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

16 shares on Slack this month:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

32 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,687

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Seen just now on Instagram:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Live now on Instagram:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Just landed via Telegram:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Just shared via TikTok:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Talents: eating!

Spotted on YouTube:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Shared recently on X:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴