Funny neighborly quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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  Commentary:
  "Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is embracing the "Neighborhood Design Guru" title with gusto! 🎨🏡 Who needs a TV when you can simply gaze out the window at your masterpiece across the street? Just don't forget the popcorn for the daily show! 🍿

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