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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Just shared via Discord:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Just shared via Messenger:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Breaking via Snapchat:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Just landed via YouTube:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Just shared via Telegram:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Trending via WhatsApp:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Just landed via TikTok:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Going viral on Telegram:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Reported on Telegram:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Going viral on YouTube:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Spotted on Messenger:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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