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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Trending via Snapchat:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Trending via X:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Spotted on Discord:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Live now on Pinterest:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Live now on Pinterest:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Trending via Pinterest:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

29 shares on Threads this month:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

18 shares on Slack this month:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

60 shares on Slack this month:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Just landed via Reddit:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Going viral on Pinterest:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Seen just now on X:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Shared recently on Slack:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Going viral on Messenger:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Making waves on Facebook:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Going viral on Telegram:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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