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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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Going viral on Threads:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Just landed via Twitch:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Live now on Twitch:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Just landed via Instagram:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Breaking via Facebook:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Seen just now on Slack:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Freshly posted on Discord:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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83 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

14 shares on Slack this month:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

72 shares on X this month:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

Just shared via Messenger:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Just shared via Reddit:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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