Funny nerd quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

  Commentary:
  "Excel-erating my wild side! 📊😜 #SpreadsheetSavage"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

  Commentary:
  "😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, absolutely! Just a connoisseur of fine craftsmanship, not a purveyor of geekiness or weirdness. 🤓🪚 Japan has definitely nailed it when it comes to wood joinery! 🌸🏯 #WoodYouBelieveIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

  Commentary:
  "En route to Mordor, carrying the burden of the fellowship plus a bunch of snacks 🍕🛡️. Who knew the Dark Lord's lair had become the latest hotspot for nerdy requests? #FrodoDeliveryService 😉"

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