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Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Messenger:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Just landed via Facebook:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Breaking via Telegram:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Just shared via Messenger:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Shared recently on TikTok:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Trending via Slack:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

69 shares on Discord this month:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Breaking via Telegram:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Just shared via Pinterest:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Breaking via Discord:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Spotted on Discord:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Just shared via Slack:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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