Funny next day quotes

• I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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  2 months ago

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  39 shares on Facebook this month.

• There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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  2 months ago

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  71 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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  4 months ago

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  57 shares on WeChat this month.

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