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Finally, a groundbreaking innovation: "Insta-oldschool" where time moves forward and nothing else does! 😂🕰️ #NostalgiaFilter
57 Funny order quotes
I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.
Commentary:
Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! 🕯️💰 Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Can't decide if it's hilarious or just plain innovative! 🤣 #BitcoinPrayers
Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.
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Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟
That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.
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That bourbon chicken should come with a toothpick tasting certificate to maintain its magical powers! 🥢🐔✨
I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.
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Sticking to my usual burger while I conquer the world, one bite at a time! 🍔😅💪
My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.
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So, I’ll have the water with a side of air, please! 💧💨😅
Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”
Commentary:
Feeling seen by my barista. 😂☕️💁♂️ #StabilityPlease