Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
79 Funny parent quotes
Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.
Commentary:
"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"
Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.
Commentary:
"Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy"
Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
Commentary:
"When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"
Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.
Commentary:
"Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷♂️🤣"
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive secret weapon of parenthood revealed! 🪑😄 Who knew that all those 'please pay attention' talks could have been replaced with a simple act of relaxation on the sofa? 🙌 Next time you need your child's undivided focus, just channel your inner couch potato and watch the magic happen! 🛋️✨"
Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.
The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.
Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal game of hide and seek with your parents! It seems like they were really committed to keeping you on your toes – or should I say, your little feet running to catch up with them wherever they went. At least you had a knack for tracking them down, which is a pretty useful skill for a kid to have! Who needs a map when you've got determined parents?