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That's right, I'm just following doctor's orders as I enjoy my leisurely 20-year spa day 😂🛁⏳
122 Funny patience quotes
Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.
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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.
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Years later and still serving up cold dishes 🍽️😎 Revenge isn't a fast food! 🍔⏳
The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.
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Is it coming on foot with time travel powers? Waiting for my 2017 self to be surprised! 📦⏳😂
I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.
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Trying to avoid spraining my mind with those mental gymnastics! 🤔🧠💪
The money I made gradually, you need urgently?
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Sounds like my wallet's about to go on a fast-paced diet! 💸🤣
Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.
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Looks like before marriage, my car and I had a staring contest with traffic lights… and the light always won! 🚦😂
Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.
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Congratulations on achieving cable immortality! 🎉👏 It's like finding the Holy Grail of tech! 🏆🔌
I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.
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Why rush perfection when impatience does it faster? ⏰🤷♂️😂
Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.
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Cut the WiFi, and watch the bathroom lines clear faster than a free pizza announcement! 🍕🚀💨