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Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Breaking via Facebook:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Just shared via Snapchat:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Going viral on Facebook:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Trending via Telegram:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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19 shares on TikTok this month:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

18 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Going viral on Reddit:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Trending via Reddit:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Trending via Pinterest:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Breaking via Telegram:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Just shared via WeChat:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Just shared via Threads:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Just shared via WeChat:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Breaking via Telegram:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Trending via Twitch:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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