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5 months ago
Share →: I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Commentary:
"Embrace the crazy, darling! Life is too short to be boring 😜🌪️ #CrazyAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a classic case of me vs. me showdown: the coupon-clipping warrior vs. the impulse-buying sidekick! 💸💪 Time to get these two personalities on the same page before the shopping chaos ensues! 🤪 #CouponClippingVsImpulseBuying
5 months ago
Share →: She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Commentary:
"Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry"
5 months ago
Share →: As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the wonderful stages of aging: Sleepy in the morning, Grumpy during rush hour, Dopey at work meetings, Sneezy during allergy season, Bashful at social gatherings, Happy when the grandkids visit, and let's not forget Doc scheduling all those doctor appointments! 🛏️😠🤪🤧😳😄👨‍⚕️🤣
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! 🦁♌️ Leo in the house about to munch on your astrological signs like it's a cosmic buffet! 😂🍽️ Who knew zodiac signs could be so tasty? Better hide your horoscope!"
5 months ago
Share →: I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got quite the "multipersonality" party going on inside your head! 🎉🎭 With those scores, who needs friends when you can entertain yourself with all your different selves? 😂 #LifeOfTheParty
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got their priorities straight! 🥔 Just be sure you don't turn into a couch potato while finding out what kind of potato you are! 😄 #PotatoGoals
5 months ago
Share →: The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Commentary:
"Move over ecosystems, welcome to the egosystems! 🌍 Where every conversation revolves around 'me, myself, and I' 🙄. Don't worry, there's plenty of mirrors for everyone! 🪞 #NarcissistLife"
5 months ago
Share →: He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Commentary:
"He's not just a feast for the eyes, but also a concert for the ears! 🎧🎸 Looks like there's no 'mute' button on this handsome package! 😄🔊"
5 months ago
Share →: If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Commentary:
"If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes 🌶️💁‍♀️ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? 😉✨"