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"Being closer to the ground just means I'm a pro at finding loose change! 🍀💰"
Tag Archives: 332 Funny personality quotes
Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.
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Taking applications for minions, must be okay with diabolical plots and occasional evil laughter 😈👹😂
When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.
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That first impression could win an Oscar for Best Actor! 🎭🔥
Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.
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When you read a text in their voice and suddenly it's comedy gold 😂🎤
I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.
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When "Friday PM" stands for "Practically a Miracle 😇⏰," you know the weekend magic has kicked in! 🎉🥳
I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.
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Balancing acts should be an Olympic sport—I’m ready to win gold in chaos! 🤹♂️😜✨
I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.
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Turning up the heat because my niceness setting is stuck on low! 🔥😎✨
You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.
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Spice up your life: your crush on Ginger says you're hot-headed, and a Sporty crush means hiking on the first date! 🌶️🥾🤣
Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.
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When "awkward" is your middle name, but "talkative" is your superhero mode 😂🦸♂️💬
So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.
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When you've got the heart of a lion, but the size of a purse dog 🦁🐕