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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,702

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Just landed via Discord:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Making waves on YouTube:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Making waves on Threads:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Just landed via Instagram:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Going viral on Messenger:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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61 shares on Snapchat this month:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

44 shares on Twitch this month:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,591

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on YouTube:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Just shared via Facebook:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

Seen just now on Reddit:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Breaking via Threads:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Going viral on YouTube:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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