Funny plane ticket quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, airlines be like: 'You want to join us up in the sky? That'll be your firstborn child, please.' 🛩️💸 I mean, I'll bring my own snacks and a playlist – just tell me what's fair game here."

For even more funny plane ticket quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny plane ticket quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌