15 Funny plate quotes

• You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad cook, cook, cooking, culinary, culinary skills, disaster, dog, humor, kitchen, kitchen disaster, know, lick, pet, plate, skills

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  110 shares on Twitch this month.

• I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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  2 months ago

  break, break in, going, house, humor, little, microwave, plate, steal, theft, thing, wheels

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  75 shares on Facebook this month.

• Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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  2 months ago

  dislike, everything, food, humor, invention, meal, picked, plate, put, salad, separation, someone

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  36 shares on Twitch this month.

• Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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  2 months ago

  cold, flirtation, food, girl, hot, humor, inside, leftovers, line, microwaved, outside, pickup, pickup line, plate

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  43 shares on TikTok this month.

• Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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  6 months ago

  food, humor, over, personality, plate, real, sharing, someone, take

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  54 shares on X this month.

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