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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Making waves on Reddit:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Reported on YouTube:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Spotted on Threads:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Going viral on WeChat:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Shared recently on X:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Just shared via X:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Going viral on Reddit:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Trending via Pinterest:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Making waves on Discord:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Trending via Pinterest:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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