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Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Seen just now on Telegram:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Making waves on Messenger:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Making waves on Instagram:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Trending via WeChat:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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24 shares on WeChat this month:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

94 shares on Threads this month:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

65 shares on X this month:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Just shared via YouTube:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Trending via YouTube:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Just landed via Pinterest:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Live now on YouTube:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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