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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Live now on Twitch:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Going viral on Reddit:

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Trending via Threads:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Trending via WeChat:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Just shared via WeChat:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Freshly posted on X:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Breaking via Threads:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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