Commentary:
"WeightWatchers website be like: 'Do you accept cookies?' 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart"
228 Funny question quotes
Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?
Commentary:
🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂
Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of solicitation disguised as inquiry! 💸🤔 Next time you're hit with a question, just slip in a cheeky 'Would you like to donate to the 'Keep My Knowledge Base Running' cause?' 😆💡"
If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”
Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"
Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?
Commentary:
"Well, that's the true holiday dilemma, isn't it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it's all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂"
Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?
Commentary:
"Well, isn't it just a hairy situation when even the hair itself can't figure out its own life choices? 🤷♀️ Maybe it's trying to rebel against the norm and stand out from the rest of the smooth follicles, who knows! 🤣 #HairDrama"
How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?
Commentary:
Well, as they say, a salad without chocolate is just a sad Bowl of Leaves 🥗🍫 Just remember, when your salad starts resembling a Willy Wonka fever dream, you might have crossed the line from healthy eating to a cocoa calamity! 🍫😜
No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.
Commentary:
"Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌"
Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: do we come out of the womb snapping mental Polaroids or do we need a few software updates first? 📸🧠 Maybe our brains need to spend some time in the dark room before they can create those perfect mental snapshots! 🎞️💡"
Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?
Commentary:
"Indeed, the real question here is, why would you waste a good cake like that? 🎂🤷♂️ Perhaps they should start a 'Cake-In' trend instead, where people pop out from the center and enjoy a slice or two! 🍰😂"