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Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Trending via Reddit:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Spotted on Instagram:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Live now on Twitch:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Breaking via Instagram:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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52 shares on Facebook this month:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

27 shares on X this month:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

About to form my very first opinion.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Seen just now on Discord:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Just shared via Discord:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Trending via Snapchat:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Making waves on X:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Making waves on WeChat:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Spotted on Instagram:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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